“NUTS!” -Brigadier General Anthony Clement McAuliffe-

I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.

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Reality is up for grabs. One man’s reality is another man’s fantasy. -Capt. “Trapper John” McIntyre, “M*A*S*H”-

Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything. -Blaise Pascal-

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If you didn’t have enough time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it over?