Barbecuing is proof you can get men to do anything, even cook, as long as it’s dangerous.

The dinosaurs didn’t go to the vet and look what happened to them. -Red Mountain Animal Clinic, Birmingham, Alabama-

Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs. -Glaser and Way-

Q: Boxers or briefs? A: Depends.

The pain then is part of the happiness now. That’s the deal. -Joy Gresham Lewis (from Shadowlands)-

Yes, we have no bananas.

But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. -Ernest Thayer-

Why are you worried about Google? Because they have my e-mail, search history, and a satellite photo of my house! -“User Friendly” (alt.)-

The younger generation has no internal concept of the phrase “a broken record.”

“Me, too,” cried little Davy. “Me, too!”