I advise my students to listen carefully the moment they decide to take no more mathematics courses. They might be able to hear the sound of closing doors. -James Caballero-

Good night, sleep tight, and don’t let the bedbugs bite.

All the mathematical sciences are founded on the relations between physical laws and laws of numbers. -James Clerk Maxwell-

A file that big? … It might be very useful … But now it is gone. (error messages in haiku)

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Ronald Reagan won the Cold War without firing a shot. -UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher-

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

It’s extremely difficult to second guess the American Navy, because the Americans rarely read their doctrine, and don’t feel compelled to follow it when they do. -Admiral Sergei Gorshkov, Soviet Union-

Charlie Chaplin once allegedly said to Albert Einstein: “The people applaud me because everyone understands me, and they applaud you because no one understands you.”

I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress. -Ronald Reagan-