I poured my root beer into a square cup, now I just have beer. -found on Facebook-

We have abundant reason to rejoice, that, in this land, the light of truth and reason has triumphed over the power of bigotry and superstition, and that every person may here worship God according to the dictates of his own heart. -George Washington-

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. -Martin Fowler-

You know it’s going to be a long week when you get to your office first thing Monday morning and find the 60 Minutes news team waiting for you.

Little Lamb, who made thee? / Dost thou know who made thee? / Gave thee life, and bid thee feed, / By the stream and o’er the mead? -William Blake-

When a crisis confronts the nation, the first question often asked by policymakers is: “What naval forces are available and how fast can they be on station?” -Admiral Carlisle A. H. Trost, CNO May 1990-

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed it’s the only thing that ever has. -Margaret Mead-

Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. -Smokey the Bear-

Always slay the closest tiger first.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress? -Will Rogers-