Every human activity, good or bad, except mathematics, must come to an end. -Paul Erdos-

Three things are certain … Death, taxes, and lost data … Guess which has occurred. (error messages in haiku)

You’ve got a point there but if you wear a hat nobody will notice.

A lady walked up and said to Calvin Coolidge “I’ve bet my husband I can make you say 3 words this evening” to which he replied “You lose.”

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but they have to check when you say the paint is wet?

Freedom is not a gift bestowed upon us by other men, but a right that belongs to us by the laws of God and nature. -John Webbe-

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If you think you can, you’re probably right. If you think you can’t, you’re probably right, too.

And in the final words of Socrates: “I drank what?”

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.