The journey of a thousand miles must begin with wondering if you turned off the iron. -William Rotlser-

Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I’m speaking? -long winded speaker- No, it’s purely voluntary. -Winston Churchill-

What it all comes down to is, dyslexics have more nuf.

What do you think of Western civilization? -reporter- I think it would be a good idea. -Mohandas Gandhi-

Every time you assume characters are ASCII, God kills a kitten. -Brian Gordon-

It’s only weird if it doesn’t work. -(Bud Light)-

Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee. -Nancy Astor- Nancy, if you were my wife I’d drink it. -Winston Churchill-

Women are to blame for the lies men tell when they keep on asking questions.

You know you are in trouble when a swamp starts looking familiar.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I’m loving every minute of it.