Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

Batten down the hatches! (But sir, we already did.) Well, batten them down again. We’ll teach those hatches!

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

We may be lost but we’re making good time. I don’t know where we’re going but we’re getting there pretty fast.

There does not now, nor will there ever exist, a programming language in which it is the least bit hard to write bad programs. -Lawrence Flon-

I’m cold sober but I expect I’ll get over it. -Otis Campbell, “The Andy Griffith Show”-

The problem with people who have no vices is that, generally, you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. -C. S. Lewis-

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. “You ate it, Ralph.” -(Alka Seltzer)-

Parts is parts -(Wendy’s)-