The Son of God died: it is wholly believable because it is absurd; he was buried and rose again, which is certain because it is impossible. -Tertullian-

History is all explained by geography. -Robert Penn Warren-

When you’re asleep in class, that’s not active learning. -Owens Walker-

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. -U.S. Forest Service-

Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism. -Earl Warren-

I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post, which any human power can give. -Thomas Jefferson-

Love shows itself more in adversity than in prosperity; as light does, which shines most where the place is darkest. -Leonardo da Vinci-

Forgive us our Facebook, as we forgive those who Facebook against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from Twitter. -Ken Schenck-

All religions united with government are more or less inimical to liberty. All, separated from government, are compatible with liberty. -Henry Clay-

Rush hour traffic in Indy is an adventure. Add in construction, and it’s about as much fun as sitting in a bathtub full of scissors. -Sherrie Ford Bennett-