Rhetoric has always been much easier than real solutions. -Ken Schenck-

He thinks, therefore he’s wrong. -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

Desperation for the thing we desire is often the very thing that sabotages getting it. -Ken Schenck-

Never miss a good chance to shut up. -Will Rogers-

Long John Silvers was almost closed 2 years ago by the ASPCA … they were promoting “battered shrimp.”

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. If you believe that, you haven’t been hit by the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary. -Anu Garg-

As medical students are taught, when you hear hoofbeats, think horses not zebras. -Paul Cassell-

Faith is an intellectual assent to the unknown. We are experiential people; we know what we see, what we do. But faith goes into the unknown. -Fr. Harry Gahre-

If history repeats itself I want to get a dinosaur.

These cards are marked! “They’re a mess!” (Yeah, a chocolate mess.) Please boys, the dirty dealer didn’t mean no harm.