Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious. -Will Rogers-

Waiter, I don’t like all these flies bothering me while I eat. “Very well, sir, point out the ones you don’t like and I’ll have them removed.”

Of course you know, this means war. -Bugs Bunny-

Better never than late, I always say.

♫ Starkle, starkle, little twink. ♪ / Who in the world you are I think. ♪ / The drunker I stand the longer I get. ♪ / I’m not under the alcoflunce of incohol some thinkle peep I am. ♫

Don’t be surprised if sometime, somewhere, someplace when you least expect it, someone steps up to you and says, “smile, you’re on Candid Camera!” -Allen Funt-

Not everything that counts can be counted. Not everything that can be counted counts. -Albert Einstein-

Fides quaerens intellectum (Faith seeks understanding). -Anselm of Canterbury-

Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. -Woody Allen-

This is what I see, and what troubles me. I look on all sides, and everywhere I see nothing but obscurity. Nature offers me nothing that is not a matter of doubt and disquiet. -Blaise Pascal-