Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

They say the average taxpayer works more than four months out of every year for the government, which is very disturbing. We’re not even sure the people who work for the government work four months out of every year for the government. -Montana Oil Journal, as cited in November, 1996 Reader’s Digest-

Screw the torpedoes, slow speed ahead. -Rear Admiral Francis W. Rockwell, 11 May, 1943-

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. -Mark Twain-

Failure to plan ahead on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

I gotta have a reason for everything? -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

No amount of belief makes something a fact. -James Randi-

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is! -(Alka Seltzer)-

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -Major Sidney Theodore Freedman, “M*A*S*H”-