Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. -Will Rogers-

Always drink upstream from the herd. -Will Rogers-

I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I have persuaded him he will stick. If I scare him, he will stay just as long as he is scared, and then he is gone. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-

Whoever will be free must make himself free. Freedom is no fairy gift to fall into a man’s lap. What is freedom? To have the will to be responsible for one’s self. -Max Stirner-

America has the best politicians money can buy. -Will Rogers-

Alcohol & Fats: The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

There’s nothing like a good spoonerism to tickle your bunny phone.

Veteran: It’s not that I can and others can’t, it’s that I did and others didn’t. -found on Facebook-

(How do you get over there?) You can’t get there from here. (Well, how did the people over there get there?) They went down to the bridge and went across.

For there is no friend like a sister / In calm or stormy weather; / To cheer one on the tedious way, / To fetch one if one goes astray, / To lift one if one totters down, / To strengthen whilst one stands. -Christina Rossetti-