Clinically speaking, a person is not functionally awake until he has had his morning coffee. -Brutus Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity. -Thomas Wolfe-

Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people that they don’t like. -Will Rogers-

Speaking as a Christian, I find the Apostle Paul appealing and the Apostle Peale appalling. -Adlai Stevenson-

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers-

Less than one percent of Americans serve in the U.S. military. Since ours has been an all-volunteer military [since 1973], the majority of the 99 percent don’t come into personal contact with service members. -togetherweserved.com-

✝, ⚓, 🖤 = ∞, (✝ & ⚓) < 🖤 1 Cor. 13:13

He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose. -Jim Elliott-

A fool and his money are soon elected. -Will Rogers-

The Happy Hippie on the Harley: you can tell he’s happy by the bugs on his teeth.