Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

I must be off to patrol the moat. -Sir Rodney-

True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost. -Arthur Ashe-

Remember, o man, that thou art dust and to dust thou shall return.

Clarke’s Second Law of Prediction: The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.

Never confuse motion with action. -Benjamin Franklin-

Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed. -Benjamin Franklin-

A ship-of-war is the best ambassador. -Oliver Cromwell-

Your Internet connection may be down. Go try to cheer it up.

You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don’t already believe it. -Robert Anton Wilson-