I can appreciate awful people. Without them I wouldn’t know how thankful I am for wonderful people. -found on Facebook-

I don’t use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough. -M.C. Escher-

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. -Ronald Reagan-

When writing a program, the first 90% takes 90% of the time, and the other 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. -Blaise Pascal-

God is real, unless declared integer.

If it’s good enough for druids, running nekkid through the woo-ids, drinking strange fermented fluids, then it’s good enough for me. -Gordon R. Dickson (alt)-

What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative, than this of mathematics? -Benjamin Franklin-

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. -Doug Larson-

An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot!