The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The Lord’s Supper: it’s not about the menu, but about the guest list. -Fr. Phil Smith-

It’s better to explore life and make mistakes than to play it safe. Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. -Sophia Loren-

One way to make sure crime doesn’t pay would be to let the government run it. -Ronald Reagan-

Infertility is hereditary: if your parents didn’t have any children then you probably won’t either.

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. -Elie Wiesel-

The halcyon days of youth are awarded retroactively, because halcyonity is relative.

¡México! What can you say about the country that introduced Tequila, Kahlúa, and Chocolate to the world? -Cutlass 43k-

You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing — after they have tried everything else. -Winston Churchill-

He was at his best when the going was good. -Alistair Cooke (on the Duke of Windsor)-