I didn’t think wearing orthopedic shoes would help but I stand corrected. -found on Facebook-

There’s no need to fear Underdog is here.

I caught my son chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently. And conducting himself properly… -Casual Christian Comedy 2-

Shower thoughts: What if your cat one day randomly said, “Nobody is ever going to believe you,” and then never said anything again. -Donald Taylor-

For the Toyota Yaris is the plural Yarii?

Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views. -William F. Buckley-

What people think the Bible says: “Follow all these rules or you’ll burn in hell.” What the Bible actually says: “You can’t follow all these rules — that’s why you need Jesus.” Read the book that gives life. Seek the One who laid down His life for you, because He loves you. -Carol Szczepaniak-

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared. -Donald Taylor-

Having been unable to strengthen justice, we have justified strength. -Blaise Pascal-

Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny. -Carl Schurz-