I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them. -Bob Hope (on giving up his boxing career)-
Monthly Archives: March 2023
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I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six. -Bob Hope-
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Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees. -Bob Hope-
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it. -Bob Hope (on receving the Congressional Gold Medal)-
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War is mainly a catalogue of human blunders. -Winston Churchill-
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The First Amendment of the Constitution was not written to protect the people of this country from religious values; it was written to protect religious values from government tyranny. -Ronald Reagan-
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A people free to choose will always choose peace. -Ronald Reagan-
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Flaunt what Mother Nature gives you before Father Time takes it away.
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There is a rational, scientific explanation for this. We just haven’t found it yet.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.