I protect my right to be a Catholic by preserving your right to believe as a Jew, a Protestant, or non-believer, or as anything else you choose. We know that the price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that they might some day force theirs on us. -Mario Cuomo-

Welcome to Topeka, Indiana: Life in the Past Lane.

A book of verses underneath the bough, / A jug of wine, a loaf of bread — and thou / Beside me singing in the wilderness — / Oh, wilderness were paradise enow! -Omar Khayyam-

Parenting: When messing up your own life just isn’t enough anymore.

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons -Scott Adams-

If the females are happy then everyone is happy. -Carlos Santana-

If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. -Blaise Pascal-

Indian cuisine at the New Delhi airport: Hägen-Dasz, McDonalds, Domino’s Pizza and Krispy Kreme. -Cutlass 43k-

Why don’t anteaters ever get sick? Because they’re full of antybodies. -Agapé Animal Center, Panama City, Florida-

Two mosquitoes find a tourist in Florida. Says one: Shall we eat him here or take him back to the Everglades? The other: Better eat him here. If we take him back the bigger mosquitoes might take him away from us.