After all, what’s a lawyer but a graduate student who didn’t get in to medical school? -Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester, “M*A*S*H”-

Those sisters of yours are vicious! When you tease them they go hysterical! I know, that’s why I tease them. -Michael & Lawrence “For Better or For Worse”-

There’s a reason for everything … why did I wake up? -Garfield-

Gibbs’ Rules #7: Always be specific when you lie.

I wonder if you’ve got such a thing as a balloon about you? -Winnie-the-Pooh-

I know the cure for everything: Salt water … sweat, tears or the sea. -Isak Dinesen-

The world isn’t fair, but as long as it’s tilting in my direction I find that there’s a natural cap to my righteous indignation. -Scott Adams-

No excuses; get it done.

There’s a fungus among us … Kill it! kill it! before it multiplies.

Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become more corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters. -Benjamin Franklin-