As swift as a rotary phone in a smart phone world.

If the first casualty of war is truth the second must be sobriety. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

A will is a dead giveaway.

As I have said for many years throughout this land, we’re borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian Gulf to burn it in ways that destroy the future of human civilization. Every bit of that has to change. -Al Gore-

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. -Ronald Reagan-

A woman must do twice as much as a man to be considered half as good. Fortunately, this is not difficult.

If you learn to laugh at yourself you won’t have time to do anything else.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. -Abraham Lincoln-

So I was in the lab and I mixed some oxygen and some magnesium and it was, like, OMg.