One of the saddest things I’ve seen in all of the churches we’ve been in all of the countries we’ve lived in all over the world, is how we hold up the banner of this denomination instead of holding up banner of the Savior. -Tim Tebow-

The 31 largest U.S. states, down to Louisiana, are each larger than England.

Change is inevitable but hard to come by. Payment in the exact amount is appreciated. -Wendy’s, Crescent City, Florida-

Since scientists can genetically modify animals, they should develop deer with reflective fur. -Donald Taylor-

I would prefer to suffer from the clean incision on an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison. -Mark Twain-

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out. -found on Facebook-

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. -found on Facebook-

I don’t mean to brag but I can nap like someone twice my age. -Bonnie Garza-

We could say Democrats spend money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors. It would be unfair because the sailors are spending their own money. -Ronald Reagan-

The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom. -George W. Bush-