♫ One dark night, when we were all in bed ♪ / Old Lady O’ Leary lit a lantern in the shed ♪ / The cow tipped it over, and this is what she said, ♪ / “There’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight.” ♫ FIRE! FIRE!

Unix and C are the ultimate computer viruses. -Richard Gabriel-

I’ve noticed there’s a fine line between optimism and idiocy. (Dilbert) There’s also a fine line between cynicism and realism. (Wally) -“Dilbert”-

Surprises are foolish things … the inconvenience is often considerable. -Jane Austen-

I’ll be right back, I need to grab another box of pixels for my monitor. -d3funct-

A country is considered the more civilised the more the wisdom and efficiency of its laws hinder a weak man from becoming too weak and a powerful one too powerful. -Primo Levi-

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. -G. K. Chesterton-

Behavioral Norms: A set of social interactions that the largest number of people deem to be the least insane. -“B.C.”-

When decisions are tied to the approval of others, we are giving Satan a strong weapon. When we fear rejection of friends and family, our ministry is in danger. -Dan Van Werkhoven-

Friends are like toilet paper. It’s always good to have some extra under the sink. -Sheldon Cooper, “The Big Bang Theory”-