Does the jelly in a donut count as a serving of fruit? Asking for a friend. -found on Facebook-

“Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.” -God-

Hypocrisy is the fruit of failed legalism. -Hunter Twitty-

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget. -Danielle Keen-

The road to success is always under construction. -Lily Tomlin-

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams-

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. -Danielle Keen-

A good cemetery? This is a great cemetery! People are just dying to get in!

Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil. -Douglas Adams-