The same God Who made the mosquito also made the cocoa bean.

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with, the wind. -John Neal-

Why are there interstate freeways in Hawaii?

If you take all the machinery in the world and dump it in the ocean, within months more than half of all humanity will die and within another six months they’d almost all be gone; if you took all the politicians in the world, put them in a rocket, and sent them to the moon, everyone would get along fine. -Buckminster Fuller-

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Some people wonder what tomorrow will be. Others get up tomorrow to check the news and see what it is. But some people set out to make tomorrow. -Fr. Jan Czuba, SVD-

The dyslexic agnostic insomniac: he lays awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan-