I think I want a job cleaning mirrors … it’s a job I can see myself doing. -found on Facebook-

There have always been days when I ask myself, “So, am I the cup bearer or the baker?” -Ken Schenck-

All you’ve got to do is own up to your ignorance honestly, and you’ll find people who are eager to fill your head with information. -Walt Disney-

Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. -Smokey the Bear-

So busy and overwhelmed that I don’t have time for the mental breakdown caused by being too busy and overwhelmed. -Rebecca Nagella-

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. -found on Facebook-

Basic rules of gun safety 1: All guns are loaded. -Jeff Cooper, Col. USMC-

Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers. -found on Facebook-

I could insult your intelligence, but then you probably wouldn’t understand the insult.

When knowledge is the slave of social considerations, it defines a special class; when it serves its own ends only, it no longer does so. -Ernest Gellner-