Some people wonder what tomorrow will be. Others get up tomorrow to check the news and see what it is. But some people set out to make tomorrow. -Fr. Jan Czuba, SVD-

The dyslexic agnostic insomniac: he lays awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan-

If you teach a boy, you educate an individual; but if you teach a girl, you educate a community. -Greg Mortenson-

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. -Mark Twain-

Be kind to your parents. They were human once too, you know.

What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.