I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always’. -Red Sketon-

Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos. -Will Durant-

Can you think of a word that uses all the vowels including the y? Unquestionably! -Anu Garg-

Clearing the snow off your significant other’s car is a romantic gesture couples in snowless states will never understand. -Bonnie Garza-

Jesus is the lifeboat. Grab on and get in. -Cynthia Alexander-

Get out of the way and let God do what He is going to do. -Freddie Garrett-

Tequila may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot. -Garcia’s Mexican Restaurant, Deland, Florida-

With God, you must have a change in condition before you can have a change in character. -Tony Brady-

M: If I couldn’t use hyperbole, I would never speak. G: So, hyperbole is your love language? Just like Jesus? -Greg Fiebig-

The apple of my eye became the potato of my couch. -Loretta Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-