Gibbs’ Rules #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person — if you must. There is no third best.

Gibbs’ Rules #36: If if feels like you’re being played, you probably are.

Gibbs’ Rules #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, …break it!

Gibbs’ Rules #35: Always watch the watchers.

Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, set up your kingdom in our midst.

Gibbs’ Rules #12: Never date a coworker.

Gibbs’ Rules #10: Never get personally involved in a case.

Gibbs’ Rules #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

After all, what’s a lawyer but a graduate student who didn’t get in to medical school? -Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester, “M*A*S*H”-

Those sisters of yours are vicious! When you tease them they go hysterical! I know, that’s why I tease them. -Michael & Lawrence “For Better or For Worse”-