Everyone has the right to make mistakes, but don’t you think you’ve taken someone else’s turn?
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If a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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The mountains are calling and I must go. -John Muir-
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To know the mighty works of God, to comprehend His wisdom and majesty and power; to appreciate, in degree, the wonderful workings of His laws, surely all this must be a pleasing and acceptable mode of worship to the Most High. -Nicolaus Copernicus-
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You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
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I want to grow my own food but I can’t find any bacon seeds. -Mariana Eye Institute, Saipan, Northern Mariana Islands-
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I would rather have questions that can’t be answered than answers that can’t be questioned. -Richard Feynman-
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Our parents are mysteries to us. No matter how close we think we are to them, we cannot know the content of their hearts. We don’t know the disappointments, or the scars and regrets that wake them in the night, or the moments for which they wish they could get a do-over. -Ian Cron-
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♫ One dark night, when we were all in bed ♪ / Old Lady O’ Leary lit a lantern in the shed ♪ / The cow tipped it over, and this is what she said, ♪ / “There’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight.” ♫ FIRE! FIRE!
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Unix and C are the ultimate computer viruses. -Richard Gabriel-