{"id":2603,"date":"2017-05-21T18:28:15","date_gmt":"2017-05-21T18:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/2017\/05\/21\/random-quip-2415\/"},"modified":"2017-05-21T18:28:15","modified_gmt":"2017-05-21T18:28:15","slug":"random-quip-2415","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/random-quip-2415\/","title":{"rendered":"random quip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Female interviewer:) Don&#8217;t you think it&#8217;s irresponsible to teach shooting to young boys? You&#8217;re equipping them to become violent killers. (Reply:) Well, Ma&#8217;am, you&#8217;re equipped to be a prostitute, but you&#8217;re not one, are you? -General Cosgrove (probably fictional)-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Female interviewer:) Don&#8217;t you think it&#8217;s irresponsible to teach shooting to young boys? You&#8217;re equipping them to become violent killers. (Reply:) Well, Ma&#8217;am, you&#8217;re equipped to be a prostitute, but you&#8217;re not one, are you? -General Cosgrove (probably fictional)-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4oUw6-FZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}