{"id":3213,"date":"2018-03-09T13:26:17","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T13:26:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/2018\/03\/09\/random-quip-3022\/"},"modified":"2018-03-09T13:26:17","modified_gmt":"2018-03-09T13:26:17","slug":"random-quip-3022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/random-quip-3022\/","title":{"rendered":"random quip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One guy: &#8220;I know why the donkey won&#8217;t go in the barn. His ears are too long to fit under the doorway. Let&#8217;s cut all the way around the walls and raise the roof of the barn by three inches.&#8221; Other guy: &#8220;Why don&#8217;t we just dig a little ramp through the doorway so he can walk down into it and pass through the door?&#8221; &#8220;Idiot! It&#8217;s his ears that are too long, not his legs.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One guy: &#8220;I know why the donkey won&#8217;t go in the barn. His ears are too long to fit under the doorway. Let&#8217;s cut all the way around the walls and raise the roof of the barn by three inches.&#8221; Other guy: &#8220;Why don&#8217;t we just dig a little ramp through the doorway so he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/random-quip-3022\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">random quip<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4oUw6-PP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}