{"id":4256,"date":"2019-05-02T20:50:05","date_gmt":"2019-05-02T20:50:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/2019\/05\/02\/random-quip-4012\/"},"modified":"2019-05-02T20:50:05","modified_gmt":"2019-05-02T20:50:05","slug":"random-quip-4012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/random-quip-4012\/","title":{"rendered":"random quip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one [which would] send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth \u2014 boxes of Crayolas. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination instead of death. A child who touched one wouldn\u2019t have his hand blown off. -Robert Fulghum-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one [which would] send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth \u2014 boxes of Crayolas. And people would smile and get a little funny look on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/random-quip-4012\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">random quip<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4oUw6-16E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}