{"id":4527,"date":"2019-08-26T03:31:32","date_gmt":"2019-08-26T03:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/2019\/08\/26\/random-quip-4283\/"},"modified":"2019-08-26T03:31:32","modified_gmt":"2019-08-26T03:31:32","slug":"random-quip-4283","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/random-quip-4283\/","title":{"rendered":"random quip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Female interviewer:) Don\u2019t you think it\u2019s irresponsible to teach shooting to young boys? You\u2019re equipping them to become violent killers. (Reply:) Well, Ma\u2019am, you\u2019re equipped to be a prostitute, but you\u2019re not one, are you? -General Cosgrove (probably fictional)-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Female interviewer:) Don\u2019t you think it\u2019s irresponsible to teach shooting to young boys? You\u2019re equipping them to become violent killers. (Reply:) Well, Ma\u2019am, you\u2019re equipped to be a prostitute, but you\u2019re not one, are you? -General Cosgrove (probably fictional)-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4oUw6-1b1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jwilliamcupp.name\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}