How can I soar like an eagle when I’m surrounded by turkeys?

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Obey what the Bible says, not what men say the Bible says.

Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price. -Benjamin Franklin-

I already don’t know too many programming languages; I don’t want to not learn another one. -Roger Arrowood-

Of course, I don’t look busy. I did it right the first time.

Linus’ Law: Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

The dyslexic agnostic insomniac: he lays awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” -Ronald Reagan-

The same God Who made the mosquito also made the cocoa bean.