A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. (Live Long and Prosper). -Leonard Nimoy, shortly before his death in February, 2015-

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

Adam and Eve — the first people who failed to read all of Apple’s terms and conditions. -First Congregational Church, Marion, Indiana-

Does your face hurt? Because it’s killing me! (nyuk nyuk nyuk)

Democrats find consolation for the magnitude of the catastrophes they engender in the generousness of their programmes. -Nicolas Gomez-Davila-

The good news is that we have enough frequent flyer miles to flee the country. -Leroy, “The Lockhorns”-

The sluggishness with which humankind squanders today its assets suggests it does not expect any descendants. -Nicolas Gomez-Davila-

Time flies when you’re having rum. -3 Bananas, Crescent City, Florida-

The aim of sexual education is forwarding the students in the learning of sexual perversions. -Nicolas Gomez-Davila-

Florida road: you could stretch a string down the center and run into the curvature of the Earth before you ran into a curve in the road. -Cutlass 43k-