A pun has not completely matured until it is full groan. -Bob Hetsko-

The future does not belong to globalists. The future belongs to patriots. The future belongs to sovereign and independent nations who protect their citizens, respect their neighbors, and honor the differences that make each country special and unique. -Donald Trump-

When a guy sees a girl and before they have ever met, often he will think of her, “She’s so pretty!” When a girl sees a guy and before they have ever met, often she will think of him, “He’s such a jerk!”

96.7% of all statistics used in daily conversation are just made up on the spot.

Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science (7): New Laws of Nature — The discoverer must propose new laws of nature to explain an observation.

When a guy sees a girl and before they have ever met, often he will think of her, “She’s so pretty!” When a girl sees a guy and before they have ever met, often she will think of him, “He’s such a jerk!”

One of the most serious challenges our countries face is the specter of socialism. It’s the wrecker of nations and destroyer of societies. …[S]ocialism and communism are not about justice, they are not about equality, they are not about lifting up the poor, and they are certainly not about the good of the nation. Socialism and communism are about one thing only: power for the ruling class. -Donald Trump-

My ability to remember song lyrics from the 60s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen. -found on Facebook-

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1.

Grandma says she’s seen it all, done it all, and heard it all. She just can’t remember it all. -“Family Circus”-