Your fingernails grow at about the same rate as the continents drift, just a little bit faster. Which means, if you grow your fingernails long enough they can reach across the ocean. -Cutlass 43k-

God loves bad people because bad people are all that there are. -Third Presbyterian Church, PCA, Birmingham, Alabama-

The main thing I brought from this and remembered to this day is the length people will go to escape from poverty and dictatorships to find a new life. America is a dream not all can reach, but many try to achieve. -Gene Treants, ETCM USN (Ret.)-

Did you know that the “Vulcan salute” comes from the Hebrew blessing ‘May the Lord bless you and keep you; may the Lord cause His countenance to shine upon you’? At least, that’s what Leonard Nimoy says.

Another tech problem? Have you tried turning it off and never touching it again? -Loretta, “The Lockhorns”-

I’ve never been held hostage, but I’ve been in a group text. -Leo Vogt-

If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon’s but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other. -Ulysses S. Grant-

What do you do when you want to talk to someone and they don’t answer the phone? -Linus Dial louder! -Lucy van Pelt, “Peantus”-

A little butt rub goes a long way. -The Beach Pit, St. George Island, Florida-

Indeed, what victory is there in planting a flag on a pile of rubble? -Pope Francis-