Why did West Virginia disband its water polo team? All the horses drowned.

Last year, an artist sold an invisible sculpture for a lot of cash. It seems you can sell anything, even nothing, for thousands of dollars if you wrap it in quantum mechanics and tie it with a string of theology. -Anu Garg-

The Apalchicola River is named from two native words which mean roughly, The people on the side are friendly. “How do you get there from here?” You can’t get there from here. “Then how did the people over there get there?” They went down to the bridge first and crossed over.

Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia state lottery? The winner gets three dollars a year for one million years.

Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. -Leo Rosten-

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge -Fiona Schmid Berobero-

I would learn how to play. I mean that. Start now… learn something to enjoy after your life’s work. -David Copeland, when asked what he would do differently in his life-

Eventually every atheistic system crumbles under its burden of lies. -Third Presbyterian Church, PCA, Birmingham, Alabama-

Evil can kill a person, but never conquer a nation. -Jens Stoltenberg-

Why did Forrest Gump choose ‘Bama over WVU? He wanted an academic challenge.