Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith. -Steve Jobs-

No nation was ever ruined by trade. -Benjamin Franklin-

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The desire to economize time and mental effort in arithmetical computations, and to eliminate human liability to error is probably as old as the science of arithmetic itself. -Howard H. Aiken-

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat “what if?” questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working. -Dave Barry-

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. -Dan Quayle-

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. -Steve Jobs-

You’re just upset because the voices aren’t speaking to you.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!