Don’t laugh, it only encourages him.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. -Noam Chomsky-

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter. -Walt Disney-

See that green light up there? You’d better slow down, it might turn red. In fact, I’ve found if you slow down enough almost all of them turn red before you get there.

I saved a ton of money on black Friday. I stayed home. -Ed W. Visser-

The only thing that I know is that I do not know anything. -Dominic Macri Kayatta-

If all five United States Territories were granted statehood, that would make Rhode Island the fifth-smallest state.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. -Mark Twain-