Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where excellence is expected. -Steve Jobs-
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Put a chicken in a car and the car won’t go, and that’s how you spell Chicago.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die. -Evelyn Waugh-
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Rin Tin Tin and a bottle of gin, and that’s how you spell Cincinnati.
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -Oscar Wilde-
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And that’s the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind. -Dave Barry-
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. -Paula Poundstone-
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Thinking is a momentary dismissal of irrelevancies. -R. Buckminster Fuller-
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When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. -Henry Ford-
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them. -Mother Teresa-