The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them. -Mark Twain-

Clarke’s First Law of Prediction: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is probably wrong.

Don’t marry the one you can live with. Marry the one you can’t live without.

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change, and to preserve change amid order. -Alfred North Whitehead-

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot twist!” and move on. -George Takei-

The Statue of Liberty test: One of the best indicators of what makes a country great is the number of people who want to get out compared to the number who want to get in. On that scale, America is on the top of the list. -Timothy Garton Ash, alt.-

Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face. -Ronald Reagan-

Might as well enjoy life. You can’t get out alive.

The winner wants to talk about the last hand but the loser says “shut up and deal.”