As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. -Leonardo da Vinci-

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account. -Douglas Hofstadter-

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else. -Mark Twain-

All human relationships are doomed to end in pain. That’s the price we pay for love. -Douglas Grisham-

Programmer: an organism that turns coffee into software.

One, two, five … (Three sir!) … oh yes, three! -Monty Python-

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution. -Albert Einstein-

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.