Your Internet connection may be down. Go try to cheer it up.

This Door is Alarmed. So, speak soothingly to it.

This meatloaf is profound … it forces me to confront my mortality. -Leroy Lockhorn, “The Lockhorns”-

Never confuse motion with action. -Benjamin Franklin-

Long before the 20th Century or even the First Millenium there were wide variations in weather patterns on a global scale. Now with only a snapshot view of these systems through history we propose to modify climate change patterns we don’t understand.

His exiguous nautical pension is hardly enough to pay for the one cockroach infested room which he inhabits in the slum area behind Tatwig Street. -Lawrence Durrell-

We call our local star the Sun. I wonder what it is called in other parts of the galaxy.

A ship-of-war is the best ambassador. -Oliver Cromwell-

Die not important. All men die. What matters is how you die. -Friday, “Robinson Crusoe”-

Computer files: save your work often. Jesus saves.