If Al Gore had been around during the last Ice Age, he would have lobbied to prevent the glaciers from retreating off of Ohio.

For many, saying Microsoft Windows is the best computer system they’ve used is like saying Earth is the best planet they have lived on. They lack any reference or comparison.

I myself find the division of the world into an objective and a subjective side much too arbitrary. The fact that religions through the ages have spoken in images, parables, and paradoxes means simply that there are no other ways of grasping the reality to which they refer. But that does not mean that it is not a genuine reality. And splitting this reality into an objective and a subjective side won’t get us very far. -Niels Bohr-

I love it when a plan comes together. -Colonel John “Hannibal” Smith, of “The A Team”-

It’s like de já vu all over again. -Yogi Bera-

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

Flexibility is the key to indecision.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back!

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it. -Ronald Reagan-

A good FORTRAN programmer can write FORTRAN in any language.