So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

?(-1) 2^3 ? ? … and it was delicious!

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. -Blaise Pascal-

God is real, unless declared integer.

An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot!

I’ve got places to go, people to see, things to do and trouble to cause.

Access denied–nyah nyah nya nah nah!

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. -Ronald Reagan-

What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative, than this of mathematics? -Benjamin Franklin-

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book. -Ronald Reagan-