Skill is forged in a cauldron of impossibility crossed with desire. -localroger-

There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don’t.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. -Mark Twain-

If it’s good enough for druids, running nekkid through the woo-ids, drinking strange fermented fluids, then it’s good enough for me. -Gordon R. Dickson (alt)-

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. -Edsger W. Dijkstra-

When writing a program, the first 90% takes 90% of the time, and the other 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

Make something idiot proof, and they will build a better idiot.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. -Steven Wright-

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life. -Albert Einstein-