If you drink enough coffee, you don’t have to eat any bananas.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -H. Albright-

I’ll be fair and rethink your request. Umm, NO!

As the good shepherd said, “Let’s get the flock out of here!”

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. -Albert Einstein-

Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are.

As mad as two snakes hissing in a pit, that didn’t have a pit to hiss in.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

A good engineer will go to any amount of effort to avoid extra effort.