I tremble for my country when I hear of confidence expressed in me. I know too well my weakness, that our only hope is in God. -Robert E. Lee-

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. -Mark Twain-

Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting. -Leibniz-

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so. -Ronald Reagan-

Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.

Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days. -W. C. Fields-

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. -Albert Einstein-

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

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